Wednesday, October 13, 2010

I'm Surprised

If Justin Bieber was to stand on the top of a tall building, preparing to jump, I reckon 99% of teenage girls around the world would sob, beat their breasts, and beg him not to do it.

Seriously, only 1%'d be sitting down below on deck chairs with popcorn, screaming 'Do a BACKFLIP!'

I'm disappointed in you, teenage girls. The backflips'd be AWESOME.
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Dave ~ said...

1% sitting down below on deck chairs with popcorn, screaming 'Do a BACKFLIP!'.

Fair enough.

Can we assign another .5% to watching him through a telescopic sight waiting for the right moment?

That would restore my faith in teenage girls.

October 13, 2010 at 2:14 PM
MelWuv said...

We could, but then we'd be at 100.5%

It's that kind of laxity in standards that made Bieber a star in the first place

October 13, 2010 at 11:13 PM
MelWuv said...

P.S. Please don't forget we're discussing the teenage girl demographic. Plenty, PLENTY of members of the early middle aged bitter bloggers demographic totally have him in the crosshairs.

But I'd be the one screaming, Do a BACKFLIP!

October 13, 2010 at 11:15 PM

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