Dear God, I love a good acronym. Love 'em. Love 'em like they were my mother. I mean, is there anything better than a succinct, made up word that completely captures an amazing concept? Didn't think so.
Thus, for your amusement and delectation, I have compiled a list of the best. The rest can be found over here. Knock yourselves out, kiddies.
DILLIGAF - Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck?
FIG - Fuck I'm Good
FIGJAM - Fuck I'm Good, Just Ask Me
FUBAR - Fucked Up Beyond All Repair
MARINE - Muscles Are Required, Intelligence Not Essential
NORWICH - kNickers Off Ready When I Come Home
POETS - Piss Off Early, Tomorrow's Saturday
SNAFU - Situation Normal - All Fucked Up!
And 3 I just had to include, despite their lack of fake wordiness sounds. These are shamelessly stolen from the inimitable Kathy Lette - who better to describe just how men discuss women?
LHJ - Leave Home Job
LHNJ - Leave Home Now Job
LHRFNJ - Leave Home Rite Fucking Now Job
* A nod to David Sedaris - he comes up with the genius, I merely steal and degrade it.
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