Lick Your Lips For Food Porn
Breakfast is a massively exciting meal. Especially when you're Sofie.
There exists in the arcane world of academia a field of pure science known as Breakfast Maths. It's Laws are as follows:
- the Decadence Quota (DQ) of the breakfast is directly related to the time of day at which it is consumed, with the lateness of the hour directly correlating with, and proportional to the pleasure of the meal; based upon this reasoning, breakfast at 11am is roughly equivalent to eating tiramisu with a long spoon
- there is nothing wrong with Breakfast Dessert (BD). Everyone knows that cake is always the answer. And if said Breakfast Dessert cake is fruit-centric then it's a health food. Duh.
BD = awesome! (Please note St. Kilda Beach in the background. Am I all over this cultural, Tourism Australia sh*t or what?)
It's an alternative to coffee, not a Doctoral thesis. Jog on.
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2 comments:
But don't you know if you dress food up in wank it tastes better?
Having just reread that sentance I felt the need to change the wording for obvious reasons.
Then I decided not to.
Part of me is SOOO glad you didn't. The other part of me is being sick in my mouth.
It's a wonderful life!
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