Apparently, Brad Pitt has recently grown a spine, and started behaving in a way that is driving the Mistress of Darkness, Angelina Jolie, more insane than current opinion holds her at. This follows a good three years of Brad's only exercise being nodding in agreement.
Imagine that, a father of 6 who occasionally sneaks a Nite Out with the boys. Next thing you'll be telling me politicians have a tendency towards expounding untruths.
Still, I'm totally getting Brad a new t-shirt: NO LONGER JOLIE'S BITCH. I'd wear it.
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Can I get one of those t-shirts too?
I'm starting to think I could actually market them! I mean, if I actually had t-shirts that, y'know, *existed* and stuff. Still, if anyone out there has any screen printing ability, drop me a line - I have an excellent slogan idea for you!
I would so wear that.
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