Sofie is spending five weeks in Russia, working as a counsellor at a summer camp.
Dear United Soviet Socialist Republic,
Yeah, we totally f*cking won. Ride that wave, b*tches.
Regards,
MelWuv the Capitalist
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Comrade Sofie reporting for duty!
I will endeavor to turn my weird magnet to full in order to facilitate the humour!
Comrade,
You willingness to sacrifice your normality for the greater awesomeness of this blog is noted. You shall be rewarded with a picture of jam.
but am I really sacrificing anything if what I feel is normal is considered weird to others? Normalcy is relative you know!
I could debate this existential comment on the nature of being, or I could ask: Sofie, do you want the jam or not?
But I don't like Jam!! Can I have anything else?
My God, Communism falls, and it turns out you're as grabby as the rest of the world. 20 years ago you would've loved the f*cking jam.
But no.
What do you want?
A Happy Meal!!! ooo no Sea Monkey Caviar!!!! Nah I would have bartered the jam for something decent!
Fine, a SeaMonkey Happy Meal, and get to work.
what about dinner?
Do Hungry Jack's do SeaMonkey Happy Meals?
Wow would hate to have the job of milking the sea monkeys, I mean talk about low yield for high intensity work. Your fingers would get tired and dirty. mmmm unfertalised Sea Monkey eggs.
/open mouthed shock/
you love it! tell ya what some of the words you have to type in to the word verification are a little bit racy.
Only you would get the dirty ones. Perversion calls to perversion, Ms Sticky Fingers
enough with this frivolity, feed me woman! < said with the intention of love>
SEAMONKIES FOR ALL!
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