Please, Please, Tell Me Now - There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Only The Wrong Clothing

In a recent poll* for Arbiter of All That Is Tasteful, I was voted YOUR** number one choice for providing sweeping generalisations on the nature of expressions of humanity in modern society. Jog on, b*tches.

Spring has sprung in the ACT, ladies and gentlemen. That's right - it's sunny blue skies here all the way to Christmas. But unfortunately, the wind has also sprung (yay September), so it's not warm warm yet. Which, cunningly, brings me to my point: what is with the mini-skirt/t-shirt/Ugh boots/scarf look that so many... well, slags really, seem to be rockin'?

If it's cold enough to need wool-lined boots and a scarf, you need to wear pants. 'Nuff said.

P.S. You probably think you look like Jessica Simpson. We think you look like a moll.

* Poll conducted on the responses of one person. If answers were not unanimous, they were rounded up to the nearest one.
* If by 'Your' I mean 'My'